Dalek News 19 MAR 2022

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The wall street journal reports that Dell computer is releasing a Hunter Biden model laptop. Built in USB crack cocaine heater included.

Stephen Colbert is sure he is morally superior because he has more money.

Mark Dice interviews random Europeans to find out if Zelensky or Biden was a former comedian.

Surrounded by his loyal aids, Biden has a two hour nap on Xi TV.

Olympic Athlete finishes second to transgender athlete, white supremacists complain.

Call of duty Ukraine mercenaries report. It’s like Boss mode. When you die, you lose everything.

Truckers drive around looking for honest cops in the district of criminals.

And finally, Jabba the Hutt named woman of the year.