MOONING HILLARY (or How I Earned My Secret Service Record)

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An ISLAMIC TERRORIST, disguised as MONICA LEWINSKY, smuggles a "W.M.H." (Weapon of Mass Hilarity) under his skirt and launches it directly at HILLARY CLINTON as she stumps for President in NYC.

Witness a TRUE FIRST IN AMERICAN HISTORY as the Secret Service saves Hillary from a danger that no Presidential Candidate or First Lady has ever been EXPOSED too!

TRUE FACT: I earned a Secret Service record over these antics and twice lost a night's work after the Clinton's, in order to raise funds for the Slickster's library, rented the Manhattan club where I worked as a bartender.

Once the Secret Service vetted all employees they informed my old manager that under no circumstances could I work the events - I guess cross dressing funny men don't have the same rights as everyone one else in this sham of a democracy we call America.

FREE FAN GIFT: If you'd like a picture of HILLARY & Geraldine Ferraro laughing at my "Ass" just click the link, page half way down the article 2 the photo and print:

http://nypost.com/2011/03/26/geraldine-ferraro-1st-woman-vp-candidate-dead-at-75/

"BAD MOON RISING: HILLARY
("The Mooning from the Grassy Knoll")

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