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Dark Secrets Inside the Bohemian Grove - funny spoof Bananahamian Grove with the Monkey Illuminati
NOTE - really bad video quality) DARK SECRETS Inside the Bananahemian Grove Bohemian Grove WTF? funny spoof FULL LENGTH VIDEO OF THE Cremation of Care Human Sacrifice of an fake owl.
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Since the ancient times, the Monkey Illuminati Elite has held secret meetings in ancient Banana Groves in a hidden rainforest of Southern California. Members of the so-called "Bananahemian Bohemian Club" include former rock stars and wannabe actors. The Lance Link family maintains a strong involvement at Bananahemian Bohemian Grove, Members of this all Simian "Club" don black shirts and hats and Conduct an Occult Ritual Wherein They Worship a Giant Barrel of Monkeys, they Sacrifice a Live Owl in Effigy to What They Call the "Great Barrel of Monkeys."
Now, for the First Time in History, an Outsider Has Infiltrated Bananahemian Bohemian Grove with a Hidden Digital Video Camera and Caught the PAGAN "Blazing of Bird" Ritual on Tape.
WHO is that masked monkey at the end? Wait for it. Wait for it...
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OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT
Blazing of Bird Ritual
[PRIEST]
The Great Barrel is in its leafy temple.
Let all within the Grove be reverent before it.
Behold! Spider monkeys are welcome here.
Hail Banana-hemians with the ripple of swimming pools, the songs of parrots…
Such music as inspires the Superior Simian Soul, do we invite you into our Midwinter Joy.
Here is Banana-hemia's shrine and holy are the staves of this oak barrel.
Shake off your sorrows and Do the Monkey.
(monkey arm handshake)
Attend our tale. Gather ye, chimps and gorillas alike.
Magic Mojo Jojo, cast your spell over these mortals.
The Monkey Illuminati are not afeared of the night bird of prey.
We fold back the facade and cast the hooter into the fire.
The Bird of Darkness shall not frighten thee.
For the Monkey Federation is eternal and our evolution is everlasting.
We hear no evil. See no evil and Speak no evil.
For lasting happiness, we turn to Ha-nu-man who flies to our service.
His council is most wise and heal-eth well…
Having such ministries of swinging on trees and slipping on banana peels.
He is ever fun.
The desperate call of New World Order is heard.
But by the power of our 100th Monkey Fellowship, The Bird of Minerva is Slain!
His body has been brought yonder.
Our funeral pyre awaits the Nocturnal One’s Smoldering Remains.
Fire shall have its will of thee!
Bring fire!
(tiki torches forth)
[OWL]
Fools! Fools! Fools! When will ye learn that me ye cannot slay? The New World Order has been ordained by the Plutocratic Puppetmasters! Fools! Fools! Fools to dream ye can outlast the Owl!
[Priest]
Say whatever ye will thou, mocking spirit.
Paper Covers Rock.
Orangutan Overcomes Owl.
And Monkey Smashes Molech.
Thine malevolence has lost its power under our Banana Palms.
So we burn thee this night.
And, with the flames that singe they feathers, we shall read the signs.
Midwinter sets us free!
[OWL]
Ye shall burn me!? [Laughter] I spit upon your fire!
[PRIEST]
(BRING log wrapped in newspaper AND puts it on the fire)
Be gone detested Owl! Be gone!
By the Power of the Monkey Paw, We banish thee!
Fire SHALL have its will of thee!
Oh, great Barrel of Banana-hemia!
We thank thee for thine funeral urn ability to hold the cremated ashes!
Hail eternal flame!
Midwinter sets us free!
[OWL]
Screams as it torched and sacrificed.
(Fireworks)
(reveal the puppet master “Curious George "_?_”)
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