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Some attractive, what I could only describe as mothers, were on a dock at this beautiful glass cottage . They were waving my mate an I over while we were out on the Seadoo Sparks. We joined the on the dock for some sodas. They asked Turks and I for a ride and obviously we agreed. Now if you know about sparks they are tiny and can be tippy with two riders. so I turn around and see Turkey getting on his with a rocket and when I turn back I see this woman that was never on the dock with us come running out of the cottage screaming "im going first!"
first thought was no man its not gonna work but persuasive s*** me entered the doorway with a " so fun, do it- hood rat sh**"
I yoloed this woman on the ski after she refused a life vest, its nearly doing a wheelie at stationary position. we rip on a 45 from the dock straight out into the middle of the bay at about 44 mph. now I can feel the ski trying its best to stand up straight. About a 100 feet out I see the wake that fisher Bijou and his son Lars just made. there is no dodging it, quick collision and .. no air. the ski is really diving left and the bars are right, if I don't correct it we are both going down.
I yanked the bars left and she was YEETED,
skipped,
absolutely whipped like an F1 crash
I sincerely thought she was dead.
Enter panic, I swiftly ripped back to see her face just floating. Her little Peeky eyes just open with joy🤏, "again, we have to do that again" mind you the Lady's a little silly but I questioned which is more durable, her or the ski?
The climb on was initiated and it was terrible. She couldn't get her knee up I don't know, regardless I had to keep pulling away or it would tip. a 20 mintue ordeal with me arguing that its tipping. We put in a good effort until she said tug me back. While we were seadooing back she told me to pick it up, she liked how the jet was blowin on her keeka: "if you go any faster im going to have an Org****". Moments later I heard 2pac bangin from my mini speaker in the console and go this shot. Thanks for reading.
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