Wear Coof Mask if in Nuclear War and Other Clown News

Today's News:

Government wants to make sure you're wearing your Coof masks in case of thermonuclear war. Ok......just in cased you've shacked up next to one the deplorable unvaxxed subhumans (insert sarcasm here).

Sam Elliott rips a new one on Cumberbatch's new super bland western that somehow has everyone dressing like a chippendale.

Ron DeSantis tells students to take off their frickin' masks.

Bilbo Gates is sad to see that people aren't dying in droves.

The Ukraine and such, I mean my gosh people. Oh yeah and I guess I've been called a Putin Partisan or something now. Not sure how that happened. Don't like the guy but then again don't like Biden either.