The old Clinton that swallowed the fly

I never expected that I would ever do this again but in my estimation the times demand it. Originally all I ever wanted to do was have the story straight in case things went totally off the rails and all there was was campfire light to tell the story about how we got here. It could still go down that way, so the least I can do is share the story as I understand it would you because we're going to have to have something to talk about around the campfire and the way this plays out, is the greatest and most horrifying Story Ever Told.