comedy is what i do cos i hate everything else

2 years ago
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ag is the type of bitch that leaves markers @ a bar
my phone is in that container
this is the kinda shit that i do
it's okay to hate stuff as a comedian
comedy is the one saving grace
if it's the end of the world, then let's have fun
they ain't even serious about the right shit
my flip phone makes me snarky (not going the sheep route)
you know that's a sheep device, right
even the non-sheep don't understand
we just saw a little bunny hop across the road
we do eat spinach like a rabbit
best way to eat spinach is right outta the bag
regulars get drunk after hours
good thing this place is right up the road
i don't expect them to be unconventional but at least be mindful about it
they can't wait to kill themselves
so good at running red lights

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