2 years ago

As you know, I'm a fan of simulation games. But I think that the game in my latest video has just about beaten them all. It is, of course,
CACTUS SIMULATOR!!

Hotly anticipated and released to great acclaim from sim gamers worldwide, Cactus Simulator is, quite simply, the best simulator of its type in the world (at time of writing).

If you only have 11 minutes to spare, click Play and let me guide you through the delights of this life sim - only the extended gameplay sections have been sped up compared to the full 1 hour version

Keep watching until the end - you never know what surprises might be in store for you, the player - nay, The CACTUS.

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If you have an hour to dive deeper into the game, the full version of this video includes all the songs played at real speed, and the chance to check out things in more detail that you may spot in the shorter version.

The full 1 hour video is available at:
https://rumble.com/vusj27-cactus-simulator-full-1-hour-video-review-and-gameplay.html

Link, Cactus Simulator, by Iful GS:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1883580/Cactus_Simulator/

Chapters:
00:00 - Channel intro and title
00:18 - Welcome, and what's this all about?
02:03 - "Keep watching" #1
02:47 - "It's a paradox - an enigma"
03:46 - "Keep watching" #2
04:34 - Discussing the ray-tracing and lighting
05:17 - "Keep watching" #3
05:56 - The far horizon and worlds beyond...
06:28 - "Keep watching" #4
06:43 - The realism of gameplay
07:26 - "Keep watching" #5
07:53 - Game summary, future development plans, and DLCs
10:49 - Thanks for watching, and channel outro.

Music, in playlist order, though mostly sped up:
-(from YouTube Audio Library, free to use)-
Desert Sky - Silent Partner
Desert Catharsis - Asher Fulero
Bodélé Depression (Mega-Chad Mix) - Jesse Gallagher
Far The Days Come - Letter Box
First Aid - Letter Box
Tumbleweed Texas - Chris Haugen
Loneliest Road in America (US 50) - Jesse Gallagher
Mirage - Chris Haugen
Nomads - The Mini Vandals
Djinn - Francis Preve
Casablanca Caravan - Chris Haugen
Calcutta Sunset - E's Jammy Jams
Thunder Chant - E's Jammy Jams
Desert Sky - Silent Partner
Three Kinds of Suns - Norma Rockwell
Jaguar - Quincas Moreira
Cruiser - Magic In The Other
Pavement Sunset - RKVC
Key to Your Heart - The Mini Vandals
Late Night Drive - Nat Keefe & BeatMower

Disclaimer:
Look, life is strange, and the reviews for this game are stranger. For those who have to be told - this is a tongue-in-cheek 'review', and the things I talk about relating to future plans, tech, DLCs in this video are pure fantasy.

Unless, of course, the dev is actually thinking of adding DLCs, in which case they are masterful insights, and all credit for them goes to me. Yay!

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