Ack! Danroyd - A Rat in the Capitol

There once was a traitor named Inslee
Sold out his state, every county
Every woman, every child, every man, every mile
Oh what was your price ol’Jay Inslee

D’ya fall for Gates’ trick
Ya like underage chicks
Smoke Hunter’s crack pipe
Take far bribes to lie
Have they got your dick pics
Oh you chicken shit prick
Who’s holding your balls oh Jay Inslee

What have they got on you
What have they got on you
What have they got you to do
You can’t hide from the truth
Cause we’re looking at you
You cuckolded fool Jay Inslee

You’ve got friends in Seattle they say
In Olympia amid the decay
But far and away in the rest of the state
We’re shaking out heads in dismay

To think you once seemed a bright fellow
Affable, courteous, mellow
But your Covid Lockstep shows
Someone else holds the controls
You Muppet, you clown, you ridiculous sell out

What have they got on you
What have they got on you
What have they got you to do
You can’t hide from the truth
Cause we’re looking at you
You cuckolded fool Jay Inslee

There once was a traitor named Inslee
Sold out his state every county
Wipe that mask off your face
You’re a fucking disgrace
You belong in a jail cell Jay Inslee

What have they got on you
What have they got on you
What have they got you to do
You can’t hide from the truth
Cause we’re looking at you
You cuckolded fool
You Nazi
you tool
Jay Inslee