MZTV 726 - 06/11/2021: The Christian God Tried to Stop Woodstock
The worst mistake that the Christian god ever made was giving away His sovereignty to every single member of the human race, who would each have their own free wills. This mistake took an especially nasty turn when the ex-deity attempted to stop the famous 1969 Woodstock rock concert (he hates rock and roll), but couldn't. (Well, there were too many of the humans who wanted the concert to go on.) He couldn't even stop Janis Joplin from being born—though he desperately attempted it by praying for a condom failure on the day of her conception. (Those damn condoms never fail when you want them to.)
Do not blame the Christian god for any of the ensuing culture rot that may or may not have resulted from Woodstock. The dude tried his best.
Martin's homepage: https://www.martinzender.com
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