Today's Crazy News - Chimp Clips Fingernails, Man Wins on 264 Lottery Tickets

Man bought 264 lottery tickets — and they were all winners - https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-bought-264-lottery-tickets-192654873.html

A Woman Found a Naked Man in Her Trunk, and He'd Been There for Three Days - https://globalnews.ca/news/8595242/bc-woman-naked-man-trunk-car-days/

A Home Depot Employee Got Caught Swapping $400,000 with Counterfeit Money He Bought on Amazon - https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/secret-service-officials-arrest-arizona-man-accused-of-replacing-real-dollar-bills-with-fakes-at-home-depot

A Wanted Criminal Gave Cops a Fake Name . . . of Another Wanted Criminal - https://www.richmondregister.com/news/police-courts/man-tries-to-evade-arrest-with-stolen-identity-which-also-had-active-warrants/article_eaaffe55-0278-5a3c-a57e-01c98c52d100.html

Watch a Sheriff's Deputy Rescue a Dog from a Burning Car - https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=682838943075959

A Guy Lost His Car, Stole a New One, Let It Get Hit by a Train, and Then Flagged Down a Cop for Help - https://cbs12.com/news/local/car-train-tracks-struck-flying-home-forklift-fruit-stand

Watch a Chimpanzee Cut His Nails with Clippers - https://www.newsflare.com/video/477212/chimpanzee-filmed-using-clippers-to-cut-his-nails-in-southern-china

A Guy Threatened to Blow Up a Casino with a Grenade Hidden in His Butt - https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-news/man-threatens-to-explode-las-vegas-casino-with-grenade-in-his-backside/