Adam Sessler is a Circus Seal

3 years ago

Hello, I am Adam Sessler... a proud Beta Male, and soon-to-be unemployed, failed, videogame commentator at G4 TV... a loser-dead channel that reviews video games. I am a hateful but proud Far Leftoid who hates Republicans, White People, Christians, and Conservatives. I hate Trump more than anything though, and I hate my family members who are Republicans, I wish to see them dead while I sip on something bubbly. I never think before I speak, I act on impulse, I throw logic and reason out the window (I have made it an art form), and I treat women like shit in secret while pretending to be a Male Feminist. I am a Communist and believe in the State ruling people. CRT is my religion and I have been vaxxed in the ass about 500 times. My inspiration is Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, and any authoritarian Leftoid system that commits mass murder. Please enjoy a video of me being a Circus Seal (this is what I identify as; it’s my truth). I identify as a one-ball male Circus Seal, don’t you dare misgender me or I will send Frosk to hunt you down and nag you to death.

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