Science Juice! (2022 Edition)

Don’t be selfish get the shot
Only a small chance of a fatal blood clot,
Gotta shoot up the Science Juice, Science Juice
Gotta shoot up the Science Juice!

Record profits for Moderna and Pfizer
But most of you are none the wiser
Making money on the Science Juice, Science Juice
Raking in the cash on the Science Juice!

No liability for Big Pharma
Ya really think this stuff won’t harm ya?
NO! Science Juice, Science Juice
Can’t be sued for their Science Juice!

Myocarditis, Arthritis
Ankylosing Spondylitis
Got it from the Science Juice, Science Juice
Autoimmune from the Science Juice!

Side effects are all in your head?
Tell that to the people who just dropped dead!
Died from the Science Juice, Science Juice!
Never saw it coming from the Science Juice!

3 jabs to keep your job?
Better an expect an angry mob!
Refuse the Science Juice, Science Juice!
Just say no to the Science Juice!

4 shots for Israel
Something's fishy can’t you tell
Smells like Science Juice, Science Juice
Obvious failure of the Science Juice!

Unblind the study after 6 months?
You really trust these crazy nuts?
NO! Science Science Juice, Science Juice
Totally fraudulent Science Juuuuuuice.