Clinton-Monica.

Technically, Clinton told the truth. He didn't have sex with a fat girl.
It comes to a definition,- WHAT IS SEX?
Sex, it's INTERCORS. Vaginal ONLY Intercourse. And this is only one (first and last) kind of sex.
Sex CAN'T BE oral, ear, ocular, anal, nostril, or any other.
Therefore, the pleasures (perverted in my understanding) of Bill and the fat female can be called anything, but not sex.
So, for PERJURY (everything else,- is between Bill and his ugly, undesirable wife),- he is NOT GUILTY.