smoothie mustache makes me a stupid girl+more lessons

stupid girl by garbage is so well-written
garbage: most underrated band of the nineties
shirley manson is a crazy-ass fire snatch
this song could very accurately describe "humans" right now (or anytime really)
everybody's defects are front & center
narcissism is high-lighted
so many venues for total narcissism
green mustache means spinach, just to let you know
sns is closing early due to the "storm system"
they're literally telling you in the "news" what they are doin to us
only the crazy ones "get it"
that's okay that they do that to us, we got distractions!
doing comedy with liberals...yikes!
talking about race or race
as if nobody else has brought this up before hahaha (i guess that in itself is comedic)
i have to force myself to go even tho i don't want to
there is still life going on
there's still good conversations happening
if i don't inspire you i dunno what will, hello arrogance?
there are many different tiny dots to focus on
easy to get caught up in whatever version you wanna believe
i don't care about my work shirt, it's supposed to be dirty
not gonna allow my bias towards women to prevent me from talking to them
my friend ronnit gave me this copper heart bracelet last night
ronnit is the only one who can talk about her vagina in a real way
never allow your personal bias to ever get in the way
you can always learn and grow and evolve
even if it's a bad experience, there is plenty of good there also
hey! this is an opportunity for me to grow
what am i supposed to know that i don't already know
people miss out on so many lessons and opportunities for joke writing
awww we love you jeep (earnest)