breadschticks..."where are those from, the olive garden?" (ag standup)

good ole budweiser shirt
ag is a lotta fun, the alternative
i know how, i dunno why
i always disassociate during sex, so true!
sad-ass facts about ag's sex life
camera crew inside my head, why we don't need to attend AA meetings
thank God jesus died on a cross (ronnit cackling in background)
real punchlines in hell (it won't be me doin it for all eternity)
provide explanation for why you get yelled at
true statements for you ponder on your drive home
my pussy, inside my pantalones
"racist" statements
what makes this country so special
nothing says liberty quite like made in china
nothin more than a $ in this experiment
without guinea piggery, would we even have a country?
who would watch the "news"
how many people do you piss off and how diverse is this group
a lotta people should slit their wrists in a bathtub (no joke)
keep on truckin, words that don't apply to everyone
i love tyler so much
italian breadstick is an american staple
my fren, canaan whichard up next
mike drew said that he wanted to have sex with me