juicing is the only way i can enjoy carrots

2 years ago
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do you know what a juicer is vortex?
watch me juice, vortex
dirty ass hoes thinking sex while i pound these vegetables
keeping myself from getting sick (hopefully)
trust the "science" (whatever that means)
we don't trust anything they tell us to trust
science is a good thing when it's actual science
i juiced an entire jalapeno
i know how lucky i am to be in this living situation
most of the crazy artists i know are in a very similar situation
go, carrot, GO!
our process has been halted due to putting in too many carrots
paisley doesn't like carrots and neither do i
evidence of how much i hate carrots
my parents feel like they are supposed to provide for me
changing diet vs. popping pills
still gonna be late, no matter what
late is my middle name
this might be porn for some
no juice left behind
supposed to leave, drinking carrot juice instead
i used to really hate people that said "juicing changed my life" but...

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