Have a Treat

Current events with attitude

Lyrics:

Crossed the street and barely made it
pushed the button now I had to wait
crossed again had to run for it
don't like to be herded away

hey I got my number
hey I'm going to sit
if I'm well behaved
I may get a treat

ARF!!!

Life's already complicated
Pushy contraptions don't make my day
Don't you know that blind obedience
Is the quickest way to become a pet

Got my profile taken
by that darn machine
think I'm melting down
from its hate ray beams

bankers are just too darn scary
who takes your money and then asks for pay?
then again they can print some more bills
and the central bank is just a private firm

hey I got my number
And I like your treats
If I just play dead now
Do I get a receipt?

Hate the lines, hate the paperwork
Can remember being a child at play
when was recess seized over
why can't be fun had in the street

Here's my folio number
look at my id
need me flattened out?
So I fit your sheet?

NOOOO!!!!