Social Distancing And Masks Are Actual Satanic Rituals, Says Wisconsin Mom [mirrored]

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Social Distancing And Masks Are Actual Satanic Rituals, Says Wisconsin Mom [mirrored]
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August 13, 2020
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Six-foot distance and masks are pagan rituals of satanic worshipers. Absorb that in. 6 feet. Where does 6 feet come from, people? Why is not 3? Why is it not 5? Why is it not 10? Why is it not 30? Why is it 6?… I'm almost done. We've been very patient listening to all of you, so I'd like to finish. I'll finish quickly. Thank you.

We are Christians. Our children do not practice satanic worship. We don't have them stand six feet apart from each other with facial coverings. Facts and data have been suggested here with no logic. These masks are not proven to stop the virus… I would like to finish!
For the record, 30 feet is fine. 30 feet is even better than six feet. But six feet is the minimum because it's the closest you can get to someone who may have the virus without getting so many of their COVID droplets on you. And it's a lot more manageable, frankly, than 30 feet.
You're relying on the advice of doctors who are under the control of large medical organizations which benefit financially from the continuation of this emergency, as well as the edict of government officials with significant monetary investment in this pandemic.
This isn't really a follow-the-money kind of situation. It's mostly just "Hey! This is a virus that kills people, it would be better if people did not get it!" Unless these doctors and government officials are selling handmade masks on Etsy on the side, they're probably not going to make a lot of money from social distancing and mask-wearing. Also, what does that have to do with worshiping Satan?
I have relatives who have fought and died and paid the ultimate price to ensure that their children and grandchildren and generations to come could live in a free, representative republican that guaranteed life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness. These draconian measures for a disease that has very low morbidity, which is much less likely to happen to our kids than them getting in a car accident and dying, or their grandparents falling in a nursing home, is draconian Socialist tactics and overreach… You are elected to serve us.
More than four times as many Americans have died in the past four months of coronavirus as die every year from car accidents, but most of them weren't teenagers, so we guess Heidi Anderson has a point. (She does not have a point.) And so basically she expects even more people to die — more people than the 169,000 people in our country who have died already — for her freedom and that of her kids. That is what we would all do if we were very patriotic. We'd all risk our lives and the lives of those we love, so that Heidi Anderson and her kids do not have to be mildly inconvenienced.
This is one country, one nation under God, and we look to God for these answers when we can't figure it out, and I would suggest that you all do that. There's a wonderful prayer that He taught us to pray. It's called the Lord's Prayer, and you can find it in your Bible.
And Heidi Anderson, of course, knows exactly what God wants. He wants the same thing he's always wanted, for people to die from plagues. Only Satan doesn't want people to die from plagues, which is why he is evil.
If she wants to look to God for answers when "we can't figure it out," that's fine. Whatever gets her through the day. But what about when we can? What about when we know that masks and social distancing make transmission of this virus less likely? Does her God want her to just pretend that we don't know these things, to pretend that they are satanic rituals, because of how they inconvenience her? That's some religion she's got there.
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