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With a name like Blue Origin and a ship shaped like that, the jokes practically write themselves
If you don't want to hear me rake Blue Origin over the coals for appropriating nautical traditions and then buggering them all up, this is not the episode for you. Don't try to whine about me not warning you.
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If you'd like to learn more about nautical traditions and suchlike, this is a good starting point: http://seaflags.us/customs/trads.html
And, again, all other complaints aside, credit to you humies for finally figuring out how to get off your planet and somewhere else. You never know when the cosmic pool table is going to send something your way.
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