Nature Rx Part 1: Nature can reduce cynicism, meaninglessness, anal retentiveness & murderous rage 😂

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Do you find yourself longing for the apocalypse? I did. I was looking for a reason to live. Hi, are you feeling tired, irritable, stress out, well you might consider: Nature.

From the people that brought you getting outside, comes prescription strength Nature, a non-harmful medication shown to relieve the crippling symptoms of modern life

Nature's recommended for humans of all age and it's great for pets too.

Nature can reduce cynicism, meaninglessness, anal retentiveness and murderous rage. In clinical studies, Nature has proven to decrease work-induced catatonia.

Caution: Nature may cause you to slow down, quit your job or seriously consider what the f#ck you're doing with your life.

If you are overly cynical, jaded or emotionally numb, you may need to increase your dose of Nature. Do you have trouble being even mildly uncomfortable? Nature may not be right for you. Side-effects may include: spontaneous euphoria, taking yourself less seriously and being in a good mood for no apparent reason.

So ask you doctor if nature is right for you.

SOURCE: https://youtu.be/Bf5TgVRGND4

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