I’m Not Allowed On Broadway (original song)

I never thought I would be singing these words. I’ve been a proud Thespian since 1996, I was drama club president, and everyone was welcome there. Every single clique, every unpopular, popular, every gay/straight/black/white; it didn’t matter was welcome in Drama club with me and on the stage! But now I’m not allowed on Broadway. What happened to the inclusiveness of theater?