I'm On My Poirot - a tribute to being a Gentleman - by Alfred (Death On The Nile) version

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LYRICS:
I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
Poirot

I'm on my Monsieur Hercule Poirot
You can tell by the class, not by the moustache-o
Old, ...fashioned down to the toes
The shoes always clean just like a mirror
Won't see a speck of dust no matter how far I go
Won't see a thread out of place in a military inspect-shon
Oh There Go!!! Bragging? Oh No! but it's known
I'm the most Humble man in the world
I spread respect, respect yourself
What you spread, Is what you get
Give your best, You'll get the best
Dress you best, 'n' People's see the best

I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot

Poirot with the suit, Poirot with the swag
Poirot with the cane, Poirot with the Stash
Poirot with the Hat, Poirot with the Class
Poirot with the Stash, Poirot with Fash

I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
Poirot

Feminists don't get my couture
They want my moustache and Chivalry gone
Ha! talk about counter-intuitive course
They think I'm a sexist for holding open a door
I'm somehow saying she's not strong enough to open a door
Ha! I guess that's sure
What servants were doing when they held open the King's door
But leave it to a Feminist to still see oppression
I still pull out chairs, still for Ladies first
I still hold doors, still Emily Post well
Still don't let Feminists make me change myself
Still going Poirot, even if no one else cares

I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot

Poirot with the suit, Poirot with the swag
Poirot with the cane, Poirot with Stash
Poirot with the Hat, Poirot with the Class
Poirot with the Stash, Poirot with Fash

I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot

Poirot with the suit, Poirot with the swag
Poirot with the cane, Poirot with Stash
Poirot with the Hat, Poirot with the Class
Poirot with the Stash, Poirot with Fash

I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
I'm on my Poirot… Poirot… Poirot
Poirot

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Posted As Recorded. No Edits.

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