finally got pulled over (who would search this car)

it's new years so this makes sense
this song is so fitting for this experience
this female cop was so nice tho
swerving? you're right i'm a bad driver
gonna put up these for sale signs and she kept following me
i can't even do God's will
she didn't even notice i wasn't wearing my seatbelt
so good with cops
becuz it's not a smartphone it is undetectable
travel tips for drug users
drove drunk maybe twice
if i had had a car i probably wouldn't have been above driving drunk
avoid making that joke, i'm sure you get it, female cop
what if i were way crazier than what you see on this channel
hopefully my car doesn't smell like literal shit
i still look like a pothead tho
little did i know, the marijuana was always inside