Sheeple University

SHEEPLE UNIVERSITY

(v1) Sheeple University
That is where I earned my degree
Our motto’s here for all to see
Never question authority
We’ve paid our tuition, we’ve been bought
Now there’s no independent thought
It’s so nice that we’ve been taught
Never oppose this holy juggernaut

(v2) Sheeple University
We’re filled up to capacity
It’s sure no calamity
That one plus one now equals three
Learn to bully, throw a fit
Just obey and submit
All your moral bearings lost
Follow us and pay the cost

Chorus (1): We pledge allegiance to our new creed
We feel no guilt over our dark deeds
Science permeates our soul
Our lessons learned—it’s all about control

(v3) Sheeple University
We teach closed minds so you won’t be free
Censorship is now a must
Just obey and earn our trust
Victimhood is what we teach
On our government you can always leech
Don’t accuse us of overreach
Follow orders is what we preach

Bridge: We must now intimidate
If you do not cooperate
Virtue signal, watch TV
That is really now the key
Be all you can be
At Sheeple University

(v4) Instrumental

Chorus (2): We pledge allegiance to our new creed
We feel no guilt over our dark deeds
Science permeates our soul
Our lessons learned—it’s all about control

(v5) Sheeple University
Why not go for your Ph.D?
As long as you fall to your knees
Convincing all there’s an emergency
No more work, have you forgot?
Now it’s time to take your shot
Educated oh no you’re not

(Coda) In total harmony
We all now agree
No more freedom at Sheeple University!