The 12 Days of VAXmas (A Christmas Carol Parody)

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Joy from the NY Freedom Rally and I co-wrote this new timeless holiday classic:

The 12 Days of VAXmas :)

Here are the lyrics to #The12DaysOfVAXmas

On the 1st day of VAXmas Joe Biden gave to me..
A Mandate for a vaccine!

On the 2nd day of VAXmas Joe Biden gave to me..
Two Pfizer shots,
And a Mandate for a vaccine!

On the 3rd day of VAXmas Joe Biden gave to me..
Three boosters,
Two Pfizer shots,
And a Mandate for a vaccine!

On the 4th day of VAXmas Joe Biden gave to me..
Four COVID tests,
Three boosters,
Two Pfizer shots,
And a Mandate for a vaccine!

On the 5th day of VAXmas Joe Biden gave to me..
FIVE MASKS TO BREATHE!!!!!
Four COVID tests,
Three boosters,
Two Pfizer shots,
And a Mandate for a vaccine!

On the 6th day of VAXmas Joe Biden gave to me..
Six feet social distance,
FIVE MASKS TO BREATHE!!!!!
Four COVID tests,
Three boosters,
Two Pfizer shots,
And a Mandate for a vaccine!

On the 7th day of VAXmas Joe Biden gave to me..
Seven days in quarantine,
Six feet social distance,
FIVE MASKS TO BREATHE!!!!!
Four COVID tests,
Three boosters,
Two Pfizer shots,
And a Mandate for a vaccine!

On the 8th day of VAXmas Joe Biden gave to me..
Eight Purell bottles,
Seven days in quarantine,
Six feet social distance,
FIVE MASKS TO BREATHE!!!!!
Four COVID tests,
Three boosters,
Two Pfizer shots,
And a Mandate for a vaccine!

On the 9th day of VAXmas Joe Biden gave to me..
Nine cans of Lysol,
Eight Purell bottles,
Seven days in quarantine,
Six feet social distance,
FIVE MASKS TO BREATHE!!!!!
Four COVID tests,
Three boosters,
Two Pfizer shots,
And a Mandate for a vaccine!

On the 10th day of VAXmas Joe Biden gave to me..
Ten anxious Karens,
Nine cans of Lysol,
Eight Purell bottles,
Seven days in quarantine,
Six feet social distance,
FIVE MASKS TO BREATHE!!!!!
Four COVID tests,
Three boosters,
Two Pfizer shots,
And a Mandate for a vaccine!

On the 11th day of VAXmas Joe Biden gave to me..
Eleven different variants,
Ten anxious Karens,
Nine cans of Lysol,
Eight Purell bottles,
Seven days in quarantine,
Six feet social distance,
FIVE MASKS TO BREATHE!!!!!
Four COVID tests,
Three boosters,
Two Pfizer shots,
And a Mandate for a vaccine!

On the 12th day of VAXmas Joe Biden gave to me..
Twelve rolls of TP,
Eleven different variants,
Ten anxious Karens,
Nine cans of Lysol,
Eight Purell bottles,
Seven days in quarantine,
Six feet social distance,
FIVE MASKS TO BREATHE!!!!!
Four COVID tests,
Three boosters,
Two Pfizer shots...

AND A MANDATE FOR A VACCINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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