Episode Politics 6 - Christmas death lunch as anti-vaxxers kill Grandma and a baby

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A group of selfish anti-vaxxers recklessly gather for a Christmas lunch in a public restaurant.

Then, within days, on Christmas Eve they infect their grandmother who tragically dies of COVID less than a week short of her 100th birthday.

Another group member infects their baby boy, who is too young to be vaccinated. The precious child dies in the arms of his fully vaccinated mother on New Year's day as the anti-vax dad mumbles something about "bodily autonomy".

The Lame Stream Media pick up the story and have a close up of the offending parent as he says he was "healthy" and he "didn't think it could happen to me". The father then talks direct to camera and says,

"I didn't think of the consequences for my family. It can happen to anyone. I wish I got vaccinated and saved my family."

The reporter says in a low tone, "Do you have a message for the people at home?"

The father makes an emotional appeal, "Don't be selfish like me. Protect your family. Get vaccinated before it's too late. If you haven't got your booster yet, don't wait. Do it today. If you love your family, if you really care, get the vaccine."

The actor then leaves the set and gets paid for his perfectly timed and emotional performance.

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Inspiration:

Condescending sob stories with a talking head moralising how everyone should get the clot shot without mentioning vaccine injuries even once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40ZMHwwUMK8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar2FoJsyfBc

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