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Pig Nugent - Mad Fat Geezer - Ted Nugent - Cat Scratch Fever Parody
3 years ago
108
Art by J.J. Browning
Well I don't know where he came from
But now he's a bum
That dude is 73
And I don't know how he dodged the draft but he did it good
Looks like he was a pussy
Now he's an Mad Fat Geezer
Mad Fat Geezer
The first time that I heard him
I was just ten years old
Some kid had his record next door
He played me a song and went right back home
Didn't want to hear it no more
Cuz he's an Mad Fat Geezer
Mad Fat Geezer
Second amendment, I didn't defend
But like to cl-cl-claim
He went from swingin to using a cane
Motor City Madman
Just ordered some Depends
Well he liked to groom the young girls when he toured with his band
He even liked em 16
But now he sits in his van and just uses his hand
Kinda like Ron Jeremy
He's just an Old Fat Geezer
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