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Chris Wallace Ecstatic About Never Riding Elevator with Tucker Carlson Again
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In his week after week appearance on "Fox News Sunday," Chris Wallace let his watchers know that he was "blissful" about never riding a lift with Tucker Carlson again.
"Following eighteen years at Fox, I'm amped up for my next part," an apparently jubilant Wallace said. "What's more that is on the grounds that I'll never again impart a lift to that off the wall sociopath Tucker Carlson."
Wallace uncovered that for a really long time he "feared" venturing into a lift at Fox because of a paranoid fear of an undesirable experience with the
Carlson.
"On the events when I wound up in the very lift as that charlatan, I'd gaze at my shoes and ask he wouldn't initiate a discussion," Wallace said. "Those minutes seemed like hours."
"Indeed, even Hannity was better," he added.
Focusing on that his choice to leave Fox "wasn't about cash," Wallace said, "At CNN+, I'll never need to ride a lift with Tucker Carlson, and you can't put a sticker price on that."
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