Biden Nukes Florida, Says Courts Can Strike Down Later If It Turns Out That's Illegal

WASHINGTON, D.C.- In an epic clapback against Republican legislative leader of Florida Ron DeSantis, President Joe Biden dispatched an atomic rocket assault against the state today. Many rockets cruised through the air and handled all over Florida.

While some legitimate researchers have scrutinized the lawfulness of such an activity, Biden waved off these worries, saying he'll simply do the unlawful nuking now and will allow the courts to strike it down later assuming they consider that is not permitted.

"See, I will fire the rockets, and in case the courts later say I shouldn't have done that, then, at that point, my terrible," Biden said. "That is the thing that governing rules are for. We simply go out there and
Get, you know, um, stuff, th-the stuff done, and afterward the courts or whatever they're called proceed to strike them down in case they need to. It's the means by which the Founders needed it."

As indicated by sources, Governor DeSantis is having none of it. "Look pal, I don't have a clue who you think you are, yet nuking my whole state is illegal, alright?" he said as the sky above him streaked white. "Furthermore assuming you believe I'm simply going to stay here and take it, you got something else coming!" The crowd applauded and cheered and shared epic vidoes via web-based media of DeSantis confronting Biden.
The Supreme Court will hear contentions for and against the lawfulness of nuking Florida at some point one year from now.