what a dis-service refusing to be inconvenienced

"just get a smartphone" no thanks!
hand all personal responsibility to a machine
anytime i get lost i learn sumin
there are so many things!
if you get lost again (plausible)
based on the last time we got lost
doesn't this place look familiar?
nobody wants my information
GOD FORBID your smartphone won't work
what if...
reliable source will cease to be a reliable source
think of brian stelter (and the rest of the nazis @ cnn)