Red alert: escapees from covid concentration camp in Australia

In this Australian news broadcast from early December 2021, the organism is concerned enough to have delegated a reporter for a site visit and devoted its lead story to the escapees from a covid concentration camp near Darwin.

Those dastardly aboriginals might be at it again! we learn from subsequent footage. Apparently they dislike the needle rape (ably administered by majority government) but as Michael Gunner says it's for their own good so move along nothing to see here. We know not whether they're considered armed and dangerous yet. Perhaps Australia needs to hatch their own version of Timothy McVeigh in order to learn the hard way.