Public Toilet block unveils toilet paper so thin your fingers go threw it

Public Toilet block unveils toilet paper so thin your fingers go threw it
Not only that, it's so thin it's almost tranparent,
it's important to wash your hands incase you miss.
It's at the point it's almost invisible,
and sometimes get's lost while delivered to caravan parks.
Apparently it was designed using recycled kangeroo skin,
to give it that extra bounce.
Apparently, it is stretched to micro thin layer using multiple trucks,
all driving in multiple directions.
Proudly the head sales person has got a goverment contract,
to all toilets throughout the country.
Sadly last week, he was arrested for aledgedly selling thin air.