Bus Ride from Another Dimension, The
From Episode 8 ("Tardy") of Michael Wilhelm's radio sitcom: "The Temp".
Listen to the episode here: https://soundcloud.com/user-655226860-418187210/tardy
The Temp web site: https://michaelww7.wixsite.com/thetemp
LYRICS:
CHORUS 1
It's the bus ride from another dimension. Mobile madness that defies comprehension
On a road trip to a mutant convention. It's the bus ride from another dimension
CHORUS 2
It's the bus ride from another dimension. Has me begging for Divine intervention
What could ever cause me such apprehension. But the bus ride from another dimension?
VERSE 1
The fleet was family owned by the drivers who were clones
It was such a shock how they looked and talked. They were carbon copy drones
"Exact change" was the mantra of the driver I engaged
When I bought a pass to ride his rolling cage
VERSE 2
The first seat I did take was adjacent to a snake
Owned by Sandy who said "How do you do?" as I jumped up all aquake
Emotional support she cited as the serpent's role
While my bladder nearly slipped from my control
CHORUS 3
It's the bus ride from another dimension. It's the remedy for tinkle retention
On the bottom rung for social descension Is the bus ride from another dimension
VERSE 3
I moved along the aisle and was greeted by a smile
From a lady strange, an intense, deranged, superstitious phobophile
Her garlic cloves she offered; the aroma filled the place
Then she flicked her holy water in my face
VERSE 4
Change seats again, did I, sitting down next to a guy
Who demanded cheese, thinking I could please. Not a curd could I supply
All passengers closed in on us and blamed me for his woes
"Stop the bus!" said I "It's time for me to go!"
CHORUS 4
It's the bus ride from another dimension. Never thought that cheese could cause so much tension
Every test case for romantic prevention Boards the bus ride from another dimension
TAG
Roving rejects of asylum detention On the bus ride from another dimension
Carny Freak Show on pneumatic suspension It's the bus ride from another dimension
Stirring body functions I will not mention It's the bus ride from another dimension
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