DIAPERED DANCER attracts FUZZ: adCOCK & LANE choke on PRESSER

One of the PEOPLE pitched a softball question to officer Lane of the Austin PD about the 1rst amendment and instead of hitting a home run he struck out miserably before getting PRESSED slapped back to where he came from as a DIAPERED DANCER was expressing himself on the center island of University & I35.

Predicting that the first amendment protected activity would never the less attract the attention of the local FUZZ the PRESS got on scene just in time to witness officer adCOCK & George of the Georgetown PD attempt to CHILL FREE SPEECH.

PRESS on PRESS harder PRESS now