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Episode Funny Humour 62 - 5G radiation
The electromagnetic spectrum is all around us and inside us. All - the - time. Light is the visible portion of the electromagnetic spectrum. 5G radiation for your phone is part of this electromagnetic spectrum.
Some people will tell you that radiation drops off in proportion to the inverse square of the distance from the radiation source. Can you trust these people? Trust me, your despot.
I will change the sky, bringing clouds over your heads. All because of 5 gee radiation.
Want to heat up some pasta? Pop it near a 5G tower and you'll have a hot meal in seconds!
Want to fry your kids' brains? Check out the towers on or near schools! We can activate secret signals in the COVID vaccines using 5G radiation.
Remember Chernobyl? 3 Mile Island? Mururoa atoll? They are all child's play. Now we have radiation weapons we can direct at any enemy combatant... or citizen.
Welcome to 5G!
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