your asshole has no welcome mat for a reason (ag standup)

i meow at john
awww i look so friggin cute in my church dress
love that orange jacket
jokes in Bible, can't go wrong
God supports me, TAKE THAT!
if you like me, you're pretty fuckin great
ag has a portal instead of a smartphone
my ideal relationship...28 days (just pretend i'm in rehab)
unconventional marital vows
john laughed at that cat joke
issues with relationships
meth vs. property and ag
short n smelly joke...
abortion=vacuum of compassion
child molestors can direct kids movies
school shooters should kill teachers
confessions to shrink...20 more mgs it is
flexapro now, flexing my emotions
all solutions are in the Psalms
poking myself with microphone
todd just brought me my food!
probs with women working
I NEED VALIDATION WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT MY PHONE...if women had self-awareness
"she's one of us"
he accepted that answer
apparently shane quoted me on insta!spam