2021 Melbourne Jab Cup Conival

Welcome to the 2021 Melbourne, Australia Jab Cup Conival!

It really is the scam that f&$#s the nation.

We would like to thank our sponsors, Dandy Andy & his Daddies without whom this would not be possible.
And the state just by coincidence comes out of restrictions a week before, in time for his small penis ego boost, unresolved parental and high school issues, and some very large sums of money and personal gain only to be short lived when the state goes back into lock down post this most necessary event especially in 2021, it should even be made 'mandatory'.

Enjoy the show folks and remember, if you gamble with anything, such as health, life, liberty, freedom and human rights, also be prepared to lose.