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They Might Be Metroids (Particle Man parody)
3 years ago
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Lyrics:
Samus Aran, Samus Aran
Killing things for the Federatian
How's the pay? It's not important
Samus Aran
Is she biped, or is she a ball?
How in the world does she get small?
What happens to her skeletan?
Nobody knows, Samus Aran
EMMI Cyan, EMMI Cyan
EMMI Cyan hates Samus Aran
They have a fight, EMMI wins,
EMMI Cyan
Music track from The Karaoke Channel.
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