The Black Screen Game

3 years ago
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September 24 - 2021

The Black Screen is my first ever made game, it's been in developement for over a decade and after all that hard work, nights without sleeping, finaly, i'm happy and glad to release it to the public. Well, it's a closed BETA, open for all players (that can pay). The price starts with a modest amount of $59,99 in the basic version and the complete master version wich can go full screen, making the game experience much more realistic and immersive is the accessible amount of $399.

Unbiased review of the game developer and employees of our company:

Happily well paid employee 1: WoW, such a fantastic experience!

There's no exploration here, employee 2: Amazing is not enough to describe such a Master Piece.

Never sucked my boss employee 3: My boss is a wonderful person who treat us with a lot of respect and The Black Screen is the solid result of all his work and wholesomeness.

Developer: With a great team like mine and the dedication we can do anything, like this PERFECT GAME. Not trying to influence anyone, but this game is a 10/10 for sure.

September 25 - 2021

UPDATE: As some of our customers (less than 90%) have been reporting a few bugs, we're banning everybody as we believe this is the best solution our executives came up with and we are also making available a fast bug fix that you can download with no more than 40GB. So, unfortunatelly, as you're banned you will have to buy another license, theres nothing we can do about it.

September 26 - 2021

With the tremendous success of The Black Screen, our team is happy to announce that we already started the developement of The Black Screen 2. This game will be much better and bigger than the first, with all kinds of fun, all sorts of things that you will like, we are focused in this one and the goal is to think outside of the box, to bring a revolution to the market. Pre-sale is available, buy it now and save your seat into the future. The game will be released soon in 2099, as we are really creating somehing unique, nothing you ever seen before.

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