fat like me workout day 1 again, the Pathetic workout

fat like me workout day 1 the Pathetic workout, let's start fresh again.
have you tried and tried to lose weight and work out a million times only to fail? hey i'm not making any promises here. the reality is that you're probably fat like me and let's face it, trying is better than nothing. so once again let's try together to lose some weight and get our fat buts on a workout machine.
hey listen, at least this isn't some buff guy trying to ride your back and making you feel bad about yourself for not keeping up. believe you me. you will keep up. so lets start, as pathetic as it may be, lets try to start this pathetic workout.