Dude Pokes Something With the Stick
While evaluating and flagging a tree, Agent Dude discovers a tiny rattlesnake. So what does he do? What any man with a camera phone and stick would do, he videos himself poking at the snake with the stick and then posts it on Rumble. Watch as the tiny vivola strikes uselessly at the giant stick prodding it to action. Marvel at the intense but soundless vibration of the pubescent rattle. Then imagine trying to put a tiny mask on the tiny snake… “Come and Make Me!” He hisses at you before delivering a devastating micro-dose of neuro-toxin resulting in the amputation of your thumb, or worse!