Mindless Self Indulgence - Ass Backwards

⁣[Chantal
Claret]

Hello Children! Would you like to hear a story?

Well okay then. Let me tell you the story about

One motherfucker

Two motherfuckers

Three motherfuckers

Four motherfuckers

One motherfucker

Two motherfuckers

Three motherfuckers

They
were born to roll

[Jimmy Urine]

Well I rock and you roll

And I'm a stupid motherfucker going out of control

I'ma
break the English language with my four letter flow

I know
you fucking hate it, that's what I'm paid for

Cause I roll and you rock

And if you don't fucking like it you can suck on my cock

You wanna get down I'm on fuck patrol

The lights are on, but nobody's home

[Pre-Chorus]

Why can't you just admit it that I'm better than you?

You better just admit it cause you know that it's true

I'm gonna bring your world crashing down around you

I'm gonna fuck you up without further ado

Because

[Chorus]X2

I go about things the wrong way, baby

Ass backwards

Ass backwards

[Chantal Claret]

Oh my! They're having quite an adventure!

Let's turn the page and see what the fuck they do next

[Jimmy Urine]

Cause I'm hard and you're soft

I'm not only the client, but I'm also the boss

Just
like Pete Doherty and Kate Moss

I'ma hit rock bottom with a round of applause

Cause I'm soft and you're hard

And
I'm the pussy wussy bugle boy from company retard

I should have quit this shit long ago

But I
can't say no to all the fucking dough

[Pre-Chorus]

[Chorus]X2

[Chantal Claret]

Oh my goodness!

[Jimmy Urine]

Just
when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in X8

[Chorus]

[Chantal Claret]

Well, that's all for now

Goodnight, stupid
children