maybe God is a black light (ag motivational speech)

it's not weed, it's a black n mild
if i buy a pack of cigs it's over
now is a good time to smoke
better smoke em while you can
i'm sure this is for our health
casino chips, donut, beer, weed
carton of newports every week
round trip cross country til it falls apart
cold brew
eternal life, j/k already have it
trampoline and jacuzzi
media resignation
everybody on cnn sets themselves on fire + ben shapiro
$500 gift card to cd warehouse, thriftbooks
i wanna enjoy my last days
psychiatrists must denounce their practice
all shitty comics must stop doing comedy (well, well)
govt must allow private contractors to fix the roads
the sheep don't ask enough of them
this is still a maybe tho
vaping must go away
govt must stop synthetic weed/cbd
most days, all days talking too much
if i'm not talking then i am in a mood
everyone is an experiment, technically
what if the whackzine made you trip balls
they lie about everything else
it's the 2nd shot that really gets you there, man
providing marketing ideas, probably shouldn't
some people, winkety wink
maybe get used to darkness
if God is your light, then the darkness ain't so bad
led shit is a sham
maybe God is a black light
you gotta make jokes, that's the rule
if it weren't for trials n tribulations i wouldn't be this good a comic
no hope for the future haha
the devil wants you to think of yourself as a victim
don't waste yer energy on puppets
when you're mad you are weak
i will also sing of His great love
the world will always let chu down
thru the bad you can perceive the good
so lost without God
look at this like a challenge
hatred will not overcome evil
ag explains victim mentality
black (on the inside) but never mild
not trying to invalidate anyone in the vortex
use that negative experience to better yourself
you are only hurting yourself when you act ugly towards others
another found feather
people are disgusting slobs
rather than just bitch...
if you don't do what you know you can do, that is a sin
ranting in a motivational way
way more ods and suicides coming
get used to that stinkety stink
get some of that dead body ointment
ya gotta be creative in times like these
as long as you remain distracted they destroy all the stuff you pretend to hold dear
the only thing they hold dear is that phone
life has never been fair, which is why we have the Bible as a tool
this mindset is particularly difficult
maybe if they went thru that then i can go thru this
talking about Jesus as janis joplin
i even got her laugh down
i wanna party with janis in heaven
i can't figure out what to end this video on
i find feathers all the time
a lotta people are failing test due to being in results committee
what's gonna happen on repeat
uplipting thoughts haha
God's got this on repeat
you just don't even know how much i have to do this
real hippied out shit over here, i know
He died on a cross for you, man
God loves you & everything happens for a reason