stand up comedy was never about me (providing alternatives)

wanna listen to all of sledgehammer but we gotta go home
this ridiculous idea of mine, per usual
these new govt cars...gonna start biking
they don't care if you're sober or not
see those couches over there...
gonna sit on one of those couches n perform
since they're there i might as well utilize em
way ahead of the curve in 2007
apple products have never sat well w/ me
apple bitten into...that's not symbolic at all
everything they sell us is w/ the sole intention of controlling our every move
the majority of society is fine w/ being a slave
why americunts bitch about trivial bullshit
they vote for shit that don't make a difference and talk about unimportant matters
true statement about every society ever
people don't want more or strive to do better things...very upsetting to me
what a world we live in
why would anyone look at an apple watch and say, i wanna wear that
God wants me to do comedy even tho i wanna go out into the wilderness & pull a christopher mccandless
i can't stomach social networking
it's a real testament to how firmly opposed to that part of the culture i am
the sheer tenacity of practicing what you preach
if you knew better, you wouldn't be sucked into it
saying no to fun, enjoyable drugs