when i turned 30 i accepted my fate...comedian

almost hit a car. isn't that cool
nobody will take risks quite like ag
doing comedy on stage vs. doing comedy everywhere
we've always been one of those
i'd be a good wife/mom but not housewife
very good at staying @ the house, but very messy and a bad cook
i understand the role of wife/mom but i am an artist
artists tend to be pretty counter-culture
most comedians live w/ other comedians
really hard to live a conventional lifestyle when you do art
real responsibility is difficult to manage when you're an artist of any kind
women should be encouraged to have kids
paranoid, protective, possessive
shouldn't attempt to do normal people things
you don't know who i am damnit
numbskulls go along with certain ideas in society cos they think that's what they're supposed to do
if there was a man involved that could provide...
men act just like women on social media