my opinions reek, i need a whole segment for rants

preservatism: leading by example
handy dandy flip phone
you're a slave by choice
you're only against this due to the inconvenience
i just had this work uniform
is it shame that you're experiencing cos you didn't appreciate what you had, nope it's the victim mentality (again)
entitled to my opinion?
why must you defend your thoughts on a subject
people leave cos i'm just too right
research is what the internet is for
nobody has to tell me i'm a bitch
taking meds when you know they don't work???
another fine rant
psycho bitch klepto maniac (bubblegum) is here, gotta hide this bubblegum coloured coffee mug, can't encourage the bitch