it is materialistic to shave, ipso facto communist

the man in my head scolds me for my attempted method
well it was a really good idea until it fell thru
oh shit, that was the best part of that
oh i can figure out a lot like how to open a gate
the perfection of Jesus is why i can falter right now
technically this road belongs to the state
good thing i brought this bible for reference
bugs crawling on me, how exciting!
so sad what's happened to music as of late
wow that was so much easier
o ye gates, not bill gates but the gates of the Lord
the batteries always fall out