Pandemic Apprentice: AR-14 (U): Never Volunteer for Anything

CHANCES "AR" THAT I WEAR THIS SILLY GRIN THE MOMENT THAT U. COME INTO VIEW . . .

In Basic Training a soldier learns that a bandana will not protect you from CS gas. They even have cadences about recruiters who lied to enlistees. And, if you never learned "never volunteer for anything" in the Army, maybe you needed to be vaccinated.