Pandemic Apprentice: Loser, Do I Need to Call Security?

IT''S DEGRADE PUNKING, CHARLIE BROWN@

According to Fox News, 40% of the new cases of a disease with a 1.8% case fatality rate, and in which over 80%, at most, experience mild pneumonia, were in three states: Florida, Texas and Missouri. Of course they don't add that additional information, but, rather tell you that an astounding 83% of the new cases are the fifty percent more transmissible than the former less than five percent infectious variant: the dreaded delta, with a case fatality rate less than the flu: 0.2%.

According to CDC Director Rochelle Wallensky, M.D., who had forgotten her homework on the day she had to respond to the Senate hearing to which she had been invited to discuss the possible laboratory origins of a novel coronavirus--a whopping 46,318 new cases arose in the past seven days, Oh my! We have 332,444,430 Americans; so that would be and incredible 0.01% of Americans placed in jeopardy of, more likely than not, mild pneumonia--or maybe even just asymptomatic infection! Somebody, please mobilize the National Guard, right?

Well, those "most at risk" have bought the scare tactics, and 80% are fully vaccinated, and, according to Fox News, two million badass individuals have volunteered for the as is vaccine in the past ten days. Thanks, "hero." Gimme a thumbs up, Wild Man.